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Howdy cowboy! The name is Burlap, and dis' my land. They call me Burlap 'cause I dont like silky tone and flanalette, dirty linen, velour or red velvet.
Like Gran' used to say:
You're a bit rough on the edges but you can hold your fair share of potatoes, Burlap.
I miss gran', wish we could have shared more of Burlap's dumb tales lores together.
That's for you Tata!